"Bring me a sunkist."

(856): a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell

(614): The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.

(413): I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

(307): I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.

(303): I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?